hit counter html
Vans Off My Balls

bonesex:

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

i

i can’t

it’s too early in the morning for this

(via xmissdaryldixon)


foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

tattoosarecute:

preparetobemildlyentertained:

lalalacoco:

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

image

like seriously

image

look at these

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

i feel like i just relived 2008

The fresh prince of bel air one got me

(via xmissdaryldixon)


If you don’t believe in gay marriage, you’re a dickhead because it’s got nothing to fucking do with you.

-Jim Jefferies (via iamcode)

(via illwriteyournameonabullet)



twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital
3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.